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While at the beach today...

Took the boys to the beach in Edmonds today.  Have to take advantage of this beautiful first-day-of-fall weather :-)  When we left home, it was 98, when we got to the beach it was 70.  Talk about a conversation on climate and the effects from the water, etc (worked in well with our science topic).  Anyway, I found the perfect place to be, by a large log away from other people.  I went to lay stuff down, and on the other side of the log was a man in a mankini.  White thong, with his butt cheeks hanging out.  It was kinda scary :O   But I actually had a good chuckle.  So, which one of you was it?  Rolling on the floor laughing

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Oh the thought of the site makes me wanna Puke

Reminds me of when I lived in Hawaii, there was an older overweight guy who had to be at least in his 60's.  He was always walking around Waikiki wearing nothing but one of those thongs ...... Barf!

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I would have snapped a pic with my phone to send to my hubby (with the caption of "wish you were here"), but I couldn't really be as discrete.  It was entertaining.

 

that's funny about Hawaii.  Lots of times in vacation destinations you do get the older crowd who show it all like that.  I guess if one is comfortable with it and it isn't breaking any laws.... LOL! 

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Go to Miami some time and tell me what you see!

 

Its bad down there.... Shocked

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My money i on Fremen!  Did the guy need to shave his back?

As long as he wasn't strutting his stuff I cool with getting skin cancer whenever the sun shines in King county!  You poor folks - nice moon tans though!

Laughing out loud

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You'd probably have a mustache hanging out of your's, bud! Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing Rolling on the floor laughing

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My money i on Fremen!  Did the guy need to shave his back?

As long as he wasn't strutting his stuff I cool with getting skin cancer whenever the sun shines in King county!  You poor folks - nice moon tans though!

Laughing out loud

 

I never did see him get up, but I think he has been doing this (tanning) often because he actually was tan (and hairless) with no butt tan lines.  I felt like I was on the Riviera or something :-) 

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solje wrote:

AstuteObserver wrote:

My money i on Fremen!  Did the guy need to shave his back?

As long as he wasn't strutting his stuff I cool with getting skin cancer whenever the sun shines in King county!  You poor folks - nice moon tans though!

Laughing out loud

 

I never did see him get up, but I think he has been doing this (tanning) often because he actually was tan (and hairless) with no butt tan lines.  I felt like I was on the Riviera or something :-) 

solje, that was you

oops... no anonymity anymore, sheesh...

yer kinda cute when you blush, though... Eye-wink

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busted Rolling on the floor laughing

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On the subject, what is it with obese people and tight spandex clothing?

You know I may not be obese but I'm sure in the hell not skinny, I do need to loose a good 50 lbs but I also sure in the hell don't walk around in tight clothing.  For one it's uncomfortable as hell and second it's just down right gross and choose not to make those around me sick to their stomachs, you know common courtesy Eye-wink

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the spandex is suppose to be the body shaper part you put under clothing so lumps and bumps aren't as bad :-)  I did see another larger guy jogging on the beach yesterday too.  He had on spandex, but he actually looked pretty good, imo. 

 

As with anything, if you're gonna wear it, ya gotta own it :-)  Now where's my mumu (moomoo?) Rolling on the floor laughing

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Phht, spandex doesn't work. I used to use gauze to keep my gut in and it looked horrible, so I just went to the gym and lost it in a month or so of solid work.

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I used to wrap my "Johnson" to my lower leg with an ace wrap too Aries!  I stumbled a lot less.  Never tried spandex however because it was too restrictive and was ruled dangergous under expansive activities!

If you want to go naked in public got for it but I also think citizens should have the power to issue obsenity tickets to those best left with cloth coverings from Omar the tent maker.

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That's like teenage girls today wearing skin tight t-shirts with big old nasty muffin tops. I don't want to hurt any young girls self esteem, but you need to choose whether you want to wear cute clothes or sit in front of the tube all day with a bag of chips. You can't do both!

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I used to wrap my "Johnson" to my lower leg with an ace wrap too
Aries!  I stumbled a lot less.  Never tried spandex however because it
was too restrictive and was ruled dangergous under expansive
activities!

I need a winch.....

 

 

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Mysandrist Fool wrote:

I used to wrap my "Johnson" to my lower leg with an ace wrap too Aries!  I stumbled a lot less.  Never tried spandex however because it was too restrictive and was ruled dangergous under expansive activities!

I need a winch.....

I need something to throw up in ........ Puke

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heather wrote:

That's like teenage girls today wearing skin tight t-shirts with big old nasty muffin tops. I don't want to hurt any young girls self esteem, but you need to choose whether you want to wear cute clothes or sit in front of the tube all day with a bag of chips. You can't do both!


I COMPLETELY Agree.

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