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Bigotry Against Zombies

"Even in this day and age, a lot of people still think that zombies 'choose' to eat brains. It's like, get a clue. If zombies had any choice in the matter, they'd be eating a steak like everybody else."

--from "The Zen of Zombie" by Scott Kenemore

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It's not like they were born that way. Smiling

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Boanerges wrote:

It's not like they were born that way. Smiling

Nice. Laughing out loud

 

Of course, becoming a zombie after one dies is sort of like a rebirth...

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That is all based on the assumption zombies are meat eaters - a typical hearding assumption!  Perhaps an alternative maybe to include the possiblity they are vegans.

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That is all based on the assumption zombies are meat eaters - a typical hearding assumption!  Perhaps an alternative maybe to include the possiblity they are vegans.

 

Vegan? Only if they are eating YOUR brain, we all know no real meat exist up there!

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Boanerges wrote:

AstuteObserver wrote:

That is all based on the assumption zombies are meat eaters - a typical hearding assumption!  Perhaps an alternative maybe to include the possiblity they are vegans.

 

Vegan? Only if they are eating YOUR brain, we all know no real meat exist up there!

Just "Shit"

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