Yes i found a new and perfect religion thats perfect for me:
I am a pastafarian and i worship the flying spaghetti monster (noodles be upon him)
The fact is that there is evidence all around us that suggests that the flying spaghetti was All knowing all, benovelent and omnipotent!!
i urge you to disprove me:

flying spaghetti monster in disguise


in fact the FSM (noodles be upon him) has visited us several time on earth
rAMEN





