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I FOUND A NEW RELIGION!!!!!

Yes i found a new and perfect religion thats perfect for me:

I am a pastafarian and i worship the flying spaghetti monster (noodles be upon him)

The fact is that there is evidence all around us that suggests that the flying spaghetti was All knowing all, benovelent and omnipotent!!

i urge you to disprove me:

flying spaghetti monster in disguise

in fact the FSM (noodles be upon him) has visited us several time on earth

 

rAMEN

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It seems to me that it's very hard to say something for or against such statement. In addition to that I'm sure that every man on the Earth has the right to believe in what he wants. I think that man's thought has no limitations.

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It seems to me that it's very hard to say something for or against such statement. In addition to that I'm sure that every man on the Earth has the right to believe in what he wants. I think that man's thought has no limitations.

 

True, have you find enlightenment in your life yet?

 

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Fools abound - at least you have found something to believe in!  Now I must ponder aloud - do all believers have limp noodles! Laughing out loud

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I follow a similar religion, I'm a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! you had this FSM (noodles be upon him).

Make a brand and let us market it. I strongly believe in your spaghetti, I take in my stride by stating i considered it us an insulating pipe around a wire. so let your belief save you.

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You may be following a new religion, I am a Deity.  For I am a Pagan Love God!

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The more I consider the state of affairs in this country and world I am beginning to wonder if much of the shit we are experienceing is becasue we have lost our commitment as a nation to the Judao-Christian values upon which this nation was founded.  I suspect that as we turn away from the concept of "one nation under god" our problems will continue to expand.

I find the implicit and explicit mockery of a belief founded upon a higher diety to be less than humorous anymore.  Without a belief in something that transends the immediate physical world there certainly isn't much cause for doing much of anything to promote peace and security in this world.  As we take the "if it feels good do it" attitude why even consider the impact on others.  There is no punishment or reward for our behaviors as humans.  If we simply live and then die then lets just open the doors to any and all hedonistic behaviors and embrace them for there is no reason not to do so.

For myself I am reconsidering my position on god and/or a diety to which I am part of.

Now I have no interest in joining any organized religion, especially those that have reincarnation as a core belief.  Imagine this, you are born, life is a struggle then you die.  You are born, life is a struggle and you die - what a frightful concept, an of infinite loop of misery!  Not my cup of tea really!

I certainly can't get behind the secular movement where government is "god" either - hell those bastards do nothing to improve my life or prospects for the future.  So perhaps it is time to once again consider a more spiritual involvement in my life.  I am not talking buying into some dogmatic line of bullshit like heaven or hell are the only choices either.  For me hell would be coming back to this planet and having to once again experience it!

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"I follow a similar religion, I'm a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn."

BLASPHEMY!! My God Would definitely beat the shit out of your God, hands down!

 

Do not mock and spit upon the Holy FSM (Noodles be upon him.) For his holiness ventures the galaxies and spreads enlightenment.

Rejectors face the consequences and will pay. Accept FSM in your life and you will be saved!

 

Spaghettea 11: 15-19 "For i, the ruler of all worlds, the king of kings, the lord of all lords, will give you thine daily noodles and meatballs, blessed are whom pray to the Gospel."

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blessed is whom uses his name in wisdom for the book of rAmen commandments says:

"I am the lord and ruler FSM (noodles be upon him.)"

"You shall have no other spaghetti before me."

"Do not make yourself a spaghetti unless accounted by the holy FSM (noodles be upon him.)"

"You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your holy FSM (noodles be upon him.)"

"Remember spaghetti and keep it holy."

"Remember the day the FSM (noodles be upon him) rested."

"honor your father and mother whom give you your daily noodles."

"You shall not kill Spaghetti wrongfully."

"You shall not rape a spaghetti wrongfully (unless shes super hot.)"

"You shall not wrongfully eat some ones noodles or take it away from them."

"You shall not bear false witness when eating noodles."

"Do not covet your neighbors spaghetti."

 

This is not related to the ten commandments i swer to the holy FSM (noodles be upon him)!

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Aram wrote:

"I follow a similar religion, I'm a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn."

BLASPHEMY!! My God Would definitely beat the shit out of your God, hands down!

 

Do not mock and spit upon the Holy FSM (Noodles be upon him.) For his holiness ventures the galaxies and spreads enlightenment.

Rejectors face the consequences and will pay. Accept FSM in your life and you will be saved!

 

Spaghettea 11: 15-19 "For i, the ruler of all worlds, the king of kings, the lord of all lords, will give you thine daily noodles and meatballs, blessed are whom pray to the Gospel."

I can't refrain from commenting - You are an idiot asshole mother fucker!  May your days on earth be filled with shit and turmoil!  Better yet let the fucking Muslims castrate you as an unbeliever!  There you have it asshole!

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The more I consider the state of affairs in this country and world I am beginning to wonder if much of the shit we are experienceing is becasue we have lost our commitment as a nation to the Judao-Christian values upon which this nation was founded.  I suspect that as we turn away from the concept of "one nation under god" our problems will continue to expand.

This is a failure as America was not founded on Judao-Christian values, the Constitution had little to do with the making of the constitution. Hell, im not even an American and i know this.

"Religion played very little role in the American Revolution and it played very little role in the making of the Constitution."

I find the implicit and explicit mockery of a belief founded upon a higher diety to be less than humorous anymore.

Too bad, ever heard of "freedom of speech"? No?


Without a belief in something that transends the immediate physical world there certainly isn't much cause for doing much of anything to promote peace and security in this world.

"A large claim requires a large amount of evidence."

Ever heard of the knight templars? Ever heard of the wars led by Christian leaders? Ofcourse its not the bibles fault but the people that use it as an excuse. Anyway i think that living your life filled with false hope and false promises is up to you.

 

There is no punishment or reward for our behaviors as humans.  If we simply live and then die then lets just open the doors to any and all hedonistic behaviors and embrace them for there is no reason not to do so.

Is that why your a theist? Just to get rewarded? A reward doesn't need any recognition, if you know that in your heart you have done the right thing. No, life isn't meaningless, we discover things in our life, the universe, science, culture, art and more. It might be meaningless for you, but not for me.

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I can't refrain from commenting - You are an idiot asshole mother fucker!  May your days on earth be filled with shit and turmoil!  Better yet let the fucking Muslims castrate you as an unbeliever!  There you have it asshole!

 

Nice way of attacking me. Seriously i don't care if your life is meaningless or if you hate me, a joke is a joke. If you don't like it, well then just leave and let me have a bit of fun! Heres a simpler version if you still don't get it:

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The more I consider the state of affairs in this country and world I am beginning to wonder if much of the shit we are experienceing is becasue we have lost our commitment as a nation to the Judao-Christian values upon which this nation was founded.  I suspect that as we turn away from the concept of "one nation under god" our problems will continue to expand.

This is a failure as America was not founded on Judao-Christian values, the Constitution had little to do with the making of the constitution. Hell, im not even an American and i know this.

"Religion played very little role in the American Revolution and it played very little role in the making of the Constitution."

 

Well you certainly have displayed your ignorance here.  America is built upon the values of Judao-Christian beliefs - regardless of what that asshole Obama spouts.  Religion did in fact play a major role in the development and establishment of America.  The first settlers left Europe because of their religious persecution!  Then you can and should review recent polls that clearly show that better than 80% of Americans believe we are a nation built upon Christian values.  That you fucking idiot is a matter of historical fact and supported if you would pull your head out of your ass long enough to read and research the issue!

I find the implicit and explicit mockery of a belief founded upon a higher diety to be less than humorous anymore.

Too bad, ever heard of "freedom of speech"? No?

This has nothing to do with freedom of speech - fucking idiots abound!  Nobody is denying you the right to believe whatever or nothing at all or preventing you from spouting your line of shit!  It is a free fucking world - thanks to the sacrifices Americans have made for other nations!


Without a belief in something that transends the immediate physical world there certainly isn't much cause for doing much of anything to promote peace and security in this world.

"A large claim requires a large amount of evidence."

Ever heard of the knight templars? Ever heard of the wars led by Christian leaders? Ofcourse its not the bibles fault but the people that use it as an excuse. Anyway i think that living your life filled with false hope and false promises is up to you.

I find comfort in believing in something more omnipotent than myself.  To each their own.  False hope is a matter of opinion, just like assholes everyone has one! 

 

There is no punishment or reward for our behaviors as humans.  If we simply live and then die then lets just open the doors to any and all hedonistic behaviors and embrace them for there is no reason not to do so.

Is that why your a theist? Just to get rewarded? A reward doesn't need any recognition, if you know that in your heart you have done the right thing. No, life isn't meaningless, we discover things in our life, the universe, science, culture, art and more. It might be meaningless for you, but not for me.

Such assumption simply supports my assessment of what a fucking idiot you are!  I am not a theist - as I do not believe in the one god as a creator or controller concept.   I would explain further my beliefs but I really don't care to waste the time dealing with fucking idiots lacking the intellectual acuity to comprehend complex concepts or thoughts!  No doubt you most likely believe altruistic behavior is also a selfless act without reward too!

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if you know that in your heart you have
done the right thing. No, life isn't meaningless, we discover things in
our life, the universe, science, culture, art and more. It might be
meaningless for you, but not for me.

Reward like the caste system? That's some reward!


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Such assumption simply supports my assessment of what a fucking idiot you are!  I am not a theist - as I do not believe in the one god as a creator or controller concept.   I would explain further my beliefs but I really don't care to waste the time dealing with fucking idiots lacking the intellectual acuity to comprehend complex concepts or thoughts!  No doubt you most likely believe altruistic behavior is also a selfless act without reward too!

 

Your a joke, keep on attacking, are really you that much enraged with hate? you will only reveal your inner self by doing so. Seems a bit immature for a sheep. your arguments are so invalid.

 

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Congratulations you have won this debate and you get a medal in honor, now stop this useless fighting!

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It seems to me that it's very hard to say something for or against such statement. In addition to that I'm sure that every man on the Earth has the right to believe in what he wants. I think that man's thought has no limitations.

 

Yet, instead of choosing to live for their god or religion (yes, they are different), people seem to enjoy belittling everyone else's choice of deity.  Like I said in another post, I wish people would stop obsessing on one religion or god, and live for their own that they claim.  Talk about lack of respect.

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I find this amusing! Hey everybody has their own right to believe in and may each one of you eat sphagetti noodles Laughing out loud