Oi, I'm reading The Holy Bullet right now, does that mean I'm an assassin who wants to take down The Pope? Honestly, when this happens, all it does is decrease my respect for the human race. I bet everyone is going "Yeah, he's reading a book, so what?"
I should photoshop that book to be Catcher in the Rye, and see how well that goes down. Considering that Catcher is like... a quarter of the size of that book, it'll be an ideal smackdown. XD
