Terrorist had a bomb shoved up his ass. Failed to cause damage to anything but himself.

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Sun, 09/06/2009 - 12:14pm

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Terrorist had a bomb shoved up his ass. Failed to cause damage to anything but himself.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/2833157/Bomb-in-anal-cavity-raises-new-airline-concern

I'm starting to think that islamic extremists don't care about terror, instead, they have a tea party and say this.

"How can we keep airport guards in a job?"
"Under the turban!"
"No, they search Muslims now."
"In a bible!"
"No, no Muslim would touch a bible."
"I hid one up my ass!"
"Make sure to use your left hand."
"Uh... about that, I needed the left hand for support and..."
"ALLAH AKBAR!! *blows himself up*"

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Sun, 09/06/2009 - 12:38pm

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Re: Terrorist had a bomb shoved up his ass. Failed to cause ...

Oh Shit now we know what they're doing now -

Fire in Ass

Now how is the security on Airlines going to be now?

Rubber Glove Check

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Sun, 09/06/2009 - 12:38pm

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One less nut bag to watch out for! Boom and off to the virgins he goes.

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Sun, 09/06/2009 - 7:15pm

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Re: Terrorist had a bomb shoved up his ass. Failed to cause ...

This must be him....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1195/

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