What they say....and what they mean

When the government (or a politicians) says.......They really mean.........

It's Urgent!!!...............We have to pass this before the people realize it's bad.
Bipartisan...................I can't get it passed any other way.
Compromise...................I put much more in the bill than I thought I would actually get.
It's for the Children........This is really bad law but if we play on their sympathies we can pass it.
The tax cut will cost $XX....You don't actually expect us to reduce spending, do you?
We have a budget surplus.....We haven't decided what to spend this money on.
Crisis.......................Bend Over!
War on _______...............Bend Over and stay that way.

I had a few more at work but left them. Feel free to add you own!